Monday, September 15, 2008
hey guys,
just checking my old email.
i found some neat emailS.
you might want to try some. please use this with a calculator.
use your own or go to start on your screen , all programs then accessories and finally
calculator.
> >It's fun. Try it. ( Do it patiently please! follow all the steps as well.)
> >
> >YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
> >
> >
> >Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your
> > waiter may know!
> >
> > YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
> >
> > This is pretty neat.
> >
> > It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...
> > Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
> > This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
> >
> >1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go
> > out to eat.
> > (more than once but less than 10)
> >
> > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
> >
> > 3. Add 5
> >
> > 4. Multiply it by 50
> >
> > 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757...
> > If you haven't, add 1756.
> >
> > 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
> >
> > You should have a three digit number.
> >
> >The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you
> > want to go out to restaurants in a week.)
> >
> > The next two numbers are
> >
> > YOUR AGE !
cool huh?
then this one.
>>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>Hahas...read on...
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>I knew a gurl that was so stupid that.......
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>she called me to get my phone number.
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
> >>>>>because
> >>>>> >>it
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>said
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>'concentrate.'
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to
> >>>>>make
> >>>>> >>up
> >>>>> >> >>>her
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>mind.
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>she tried to drown a fish.
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>she thought a quarterback was a refund.
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>death.
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>she tripped over a cordless phone.
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>she studied for a blood test.
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
> >>>>>home,
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>she moved.
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>instead.
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that
> >>>>>said
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>'Airport Left' she turned around and went home
man she sure is stupid. haha :D
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student:
1.Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
2.Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.
3.8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4.1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5.2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6.1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.
7.Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8.Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9.For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10.Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Balance = 0
' Then how can a student pass ??'
ok that is so true!!
This was interesting.
Criss Angel showed how this worked on one of his shows, but it was still kind of surprising when I checked out several people I knew.
Not superstitious, but I need all the luck I can get.Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are True descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, and then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real Deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets Worse from there.
Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead you into total confusion......
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competit ion. Get what they Want.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable But needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others.
LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to.Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
horoscoop. cool! :)
Dear all, enjoy reading ........
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TEACHER : Why are you late?
BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Balgobin!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN : Me!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BALGOBIN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you arewearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that
at home.
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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating adonkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN : A teacher
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you arewearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that
at home.
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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating adonkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN : A teacher
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THESE ARE THE FUNNIEST I SAID FUNNIEST
JOKES I HAVE EVER HEARD!!
hey again. i got nothing to say now so bye :D