Thursday, January 17, 2008
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! VERY LONG POST! STOP HERE OR READ!
ok this is the very first time i said this is a very very long post got so many things to say. can't stop now so i decided to give you a warning. not to mension a really big space. and a border.
so let's start out the post with some jokes i got in blogskins.
Salary increase letter
One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $ hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$
who have given $o much $upport including$ weat and $ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon .
Your$ $incerely,Chiri$tine $teven$
The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply :
Dear Chiristine,
I kNOw you have been working very hard.
NOwadays, NOthing much has changed.
You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are
NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession.
After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean ..
Your boss
This is actually an IQ question but it sounds funny.
Q: The zebra wanted to marry the rabbit, but the rabbit's mother didn't allow the rabbit to marry the zebra. Why is that so?
A: Because only bad people have tattoos. :D
Two rich men were talking over coffee
one day and one of them said to the other one "Hey I tell you my
driver is really stupid... you don't believe?
Let me show you." and he called his driver Ah Beng over and said
"Ah Beng, here is a 10 dollar note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes."
to which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! right away!" and rushed off to the showroom.
The rich man turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid,
I will show you stupid." and he called his driver, Ali.
"Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." to which Ali said,
"Yes Sir, right away Sir." and ran home.
"See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains
to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."
Later on, the two drivers met on the road.
Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is sooo stupid.
He gave me 10 dollars and ask me to go to the car showroom
and buy him a Mercedes.....
Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"
Ali replied, "You think he is stupid ah? My boss lagi worse,
he asked me to go home to check if he is at home....
He got hand phone what, can just call up to check lah!!!!"
A fat middle-aged woman wanted to lost weight.
so she went to the doctor for some help.
Woman: I want to lose weight.
Doctor: Okay... i think i know what you should do. eat regularly for 2 days and skip a day. do that for 2 weeks and you'll lose about 5-8 pounds.
After 2 Weeks, the woman came in to the doctor and the doctor was shocked to see that the woman has lost about 20 pounds!
Doctor: Wow, i didn't know it would be so effective!
Woman: Yes it is effective, but just to let you know, i almost died from it.
Doctor: From hunger?
Woman: No, from the skipping.
Two criminals were sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day.
The priest had given them both last rites and a formal speech had been given by the warden.
The warden asked the first man,
"Do you have a last request?"
The man replied, "Yes, sir, I do. I love James Blunt.
Could I please hear 'You're Beautiful' one last time?
"Of course," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "
What about you? What is your final request?"
"Please, said the condemned man, "kill me first."
1 )Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2) hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3) wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4)thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 )finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 ) breaks.Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8) vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 )knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10) classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 )dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 )promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 )executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the reportsent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numberedlines.
a very rich student took an examination
and attached to his paper a
hundred dollar note with a piece of
paper attachedon the paper it said:
"one dollar for every mark"
when the student got his paper,
he had 59marks with $41 and a
piece of paper attachedon the paper it said:
"one dollar for every mark, here's your change"
An American, English and Chinese men sat at a table for dinner.
The American said to his wife :"pass me the honey, honey"
The English said to his wife :"pass me the sugar, sugar"
After hearing this, the chinese
man wanted to say something good,
and then he thought of this.
"pass me the pork, pig"
A guy found a penguin and showed it to a policeman.
The policeman said,"Take that penguin to the zoo now."
The following day the policeman sees the man with the penguin again.
The policeman stops the guy and asks,"What are you doing with the penguin?"
The guy replies,"What is there to do?
Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I'm taking him to the movies."
haha! funny rite! i choose nice jokes and not lame ones or bad ones.
now wanted to show you some videos.
lets start with soulja boy crank dat! the orginal video.
i like the superman move and watch me you i like the dance moves funny and fun to do. try it.
dance steps instruction for soulja boy crank dat!
spongebob squarepants version soulija boy crank dat.
poohbear version solija boy crank dat.
dora the exploer version solija boy crank dat.
lionking version solija boy crank dat.
that's enough of solija boy crank dat.
let's move on.
about school.
i did everything as usal and went on the lift..................... and then
it stopped at 7 floor and someone got in.
it stopped at 6 floor and someone got in.
it stopped at 5 floor and someone got in.
it stopped at 4 floor and someone got in.
it stopped at 3floor and someone got in.
finally no one came on 2nd and off everyone went on the 1 floor,
that was like WOW!
it happens so rarely.
so let's see about classes
erm i didn't go to school yesterday cause i was a bit sick and i overslept.
tamil class was BOARING!
my teacher made moi the leader and my playful freind was siting beside me so as lining up and when siting on the floor! YAY!!!
let's move on to my blogskin,
i have no time for my first blogskin cause
there is the vailent's day cometiton,
i had to enter that must stop entering at 13 feb!
can't wait to see who won!
not to mension this is the longest post i every wrote.
and my skin is in blogskins now.
add me if u want joangel24.
bye for now!